Funny client feedback from clientsfromhell.tumblr.com

That's funny

If you are web designer or web developer, the article sounds familiar to you.
and I feel much sympathy for him.. Umm

Communication with client is not so easy thing in the world.
 

from http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/

"Thanks for emailing me the PDF.
Can you please resend it to me at 100% and not at 147%."

 

I think this is #1. ^ ^

Me: “Ok, we’ve pushed the site live.”

Client: “Why isn’t the site #1 on Google yet?”

Me: “We just pushed it live five minutes ago.”

Client: “Optimize the fireball.”

Me: “I’m sorry? Do you mean the firewall?”

Client: “I need more hits NOW, so I need you to optimize the fireball. I know what I’m talking about!”

Me: “We’ll get right on it.”

 

#2 - I like it.

Client: “We’d like to make it easier for people to recover a lost password.”

Me: “The site already has a ‘Forgot Password’ feature clearly on the login screen.”

Client: “Yes but, can you make it so that if you’ve forgotten your password and you login, it immediately asks you to change your password?”

 

#3 - K~~ This is often happened
 

Client: “We like the green, but it’s just a little too green. Can you use our green?”

Me: “That is your green.”

Client: “Oh, well it looks more limey. We want it more like our green.”

Me: “The limey green is your green. It is exactly what is used on your logo type.”

Client: “Oh, okay, well then can you change it by one?”

Me: “One what? Do you want it lighter, or darker?”

Client: “No, just change it by one.”

Me: “I don’t understand what ‘change it by one’ means. I can make it lighter, darker, more yellow, more cyan… But when I change it, it’s not going to be the same as your corporate green.”

Client: “Okay, well let’s just change it by one and have a look.”